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THE PINK GROVE'S FINEST
DONALD
STUMP
Big bark. Deep roots.
Absolutely no plans to leaf.
THE ENTIRELY TRUE STORY
Once the loudest oak in the grove, Donald was brought down by one tiny inconvenience: gravity. Now he runs the forest from ground level—briefing squirrels, negotiating with woodpeckers, and insisting every ring was “a tremendous year.”
- RINGS
- 147*
- OFFICE
- Pink Grove
- RIVAL
- Termites
* Self-reported. The tree refuses an independent count.
“I was born to be board.”
CLICK THE STUMP
100%
NATURAL
CHARISMA
ROOTED DIFFERENT✦MAKE THE GROVE GREAT AGAIN✦NO PLANS TO LEAF✦ROOTED DIFFERENT✦MAKE THE GROVE GREAT AGAIN✦NO PLANS TO LEAF✦
CA COPIED. NICELY ROOTED.
